Friday, November 8, 2024

4 Things to do While the Lights Are Out

      The Lord definitely works in mysterious ways, because honestly I had no idea what I was going to type about today until in the middle of my newest fascination (wood carving, or whittling as I found out it's called) the power went out. This reminded me of when I was a kid and the power went out for whatever reason, all the things we used to do by candle light/lantern light waiting for the power to come on. Sometimes it took days, sometimes it was only a short few hours, but no matter what we found a way to entertain ourselves so I figured I would share some of those things I used to do and still do when the power is off so TV and Computers are kinda off the table.

  1. Read All Those Books You Haven't Had Time For: I know this is technically cheating, and might be a bit of self advertisement, but setting up some lights so that you can grab those weird things made of paper with words on them might help pass the time. Our time is so divided between watching videos on YouTube or social media, that we forget that getting lost in a book we like is some of the best hours spent is getting lost in a book. Power won't be coming back for a hot minute, so better to get off the phone and let it keep the power it has while you grab something that doesn't require electricity. By the time you get to the best part the power will suddenly be back on of course, but nothing says you can't keep enjoying a good book no matter the circumstances.
  2. Board Games: This was one that me and my family did a lot when power went out. Maybe we weren't miserable enough without AC in Texas so we decided to whip out Monopoly and Uno to really start taking it out on each other. I am kidding of course, as we had such a big collection with all sorts of weird and fun stuff that we would get annoyed with one game we would move on. If anyone has played Risk before, you know a board game can fill up the better part of a day until lights come back on.
  3. BBQ with Friends and Family: My mother was a master at being able to take anything we cooked in the kitchen could be done on the back porch. With a lot of the food we keep not lasting without refrigeration, it might be a good idea to break out some charcoal if you have some and throwing something on the grill. I remember some of our best meals were just stuff we planned on eating later being put on the grill in the tin-foil with some butter or oil and some salt and letting the grill do the rest of the work. I myself have gotten a full set of camping supplies and cast iron cooking ware, so I ain't that much different from what I already do. When the weather turns for the worst it's a great chance to gather everything together and cook like you went to ones of those KOAs.
  4. Sleep: My laptop is running out of battery so this one might seem rushed, although that is kind of the point. We are all rushing around so much with keeping up with everything that when the electricity goes out, it might be the perfect time to get some much needed rest. Now I know without AC that is easier said than done, but it is a great idea if you really don't have much to do and need to get the hours to fly by. Without your phone and email constantly pinging you about some stuff that needs to be done, maybe it is time to catch some zs and sleep the darkness away.
     So that is all the time I have before my laptop dies. Thank you for reading, subscribe and follow my Facebook and Instagram please, and I'll see y'all later!

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Teeth Like Daggers and Hooves of Thunder

 

Teeth Like Daggers and Hooves of Thunder

By Geordan Melton

 

     “Dangit Darryl!” The Deweys had barely made it back to their quaint little home before they were already at each other's throats.

     “I didn’t even do anything!” Darryl immediately whined. The day was already rough, the trail they rode on was rougher, and Dixon had no competition when it came to riding Darryl’s hide. Their parents had perished when the sickness from the nearby town of Deville took hold of Sol Rojo and decided not to let go.

     “That’s the problem, you idiot. You didn’t feed the fire before we left!” That was plain clear to see as they approached a well-made barn to put up their haul, and the distinct lack of smoke. They had gone on the short ride to town to grab a few essentials to last them until they went back for their next delivery, along with bags upon bags of corn. As they opened the doors, Dixon ran over to the ‘shine maker, and felt its brass to make sure it was still warm. The barn was built next to a river that gave them the water they needed for the still. All they had to do was get some corn and they could make all the clear un-aged whiskey they could sell. They tried doing like the other rot-gut makers and try to make actual alcohol from potatoes and even grow barley, but this is what they grew up on and it was what they were known for. Hell, if it wasn’t for Marcus, the town wizard, suddenly taking a keen interest in them, the twin brothers probably wouldn’t have been learned to read.

     “This is why you still can’t spell cat without sounding it out, you can’t even remember to do the simple stuff that keeps us from going hungry!” Dixon mumbled.

     Darryl was annoyed at the constant pestering. “I ain’t that dumb! Marcus said something about us having a natural knack for growing lemon trees or something...”

     Dixon snapped. “It’s chemistry you hair-brained simpleton!”

     “Ooh, amazing! You read one book from cover-to-cover, and suddenly you start using big words!”

     “At least I can use big words! Cuz if I can use ‘em, that means I can read them, and if I can read them, that makes you five cents short of a nickel when it comes to any amount of whatever you got in that head of yours!”

     Now Darryl had heard enough and threw his bag of corn to the ground. “And you’re a jackass!”

     At this point Dixon had stopped re-fueling the fire he made and started walking towards his brother to turn the verbal abuse into physical. Before he could hit him, Dixon noticed out in the distance from the barn doors, a small brown blur moving about on a hill. That’s also about the time he realized the Sun was setting soon.

     “We ain’t got time for this right now, Darryl. There are coyotes on the hills.” All the anger in his voice was replaced by dead seriousness.

     Darryl spun around to look out the same barn doors. “The hell! Didn’t we just see them runnin’ around the other day? Maybe this time it really is just a coyote.”

     “Yeah, but I ain’t going to put it on faith. Let’s get everything locked up and head for the house.”

     The brothers started moving faster, ignoring the constant ribbing coming from one or the others. They didn’t always act like they liked each other, but they were both keen to not see the other one get eaten by some bi-pedal dog monster. Were-coyotes attacks were numerous, and there were even rumors that a tribe of Longhorn Men had been seen in the area. They didn’t really do anything after dark anyway.

     Sitting in the dark, every weapon was either nearby or in their hand that wasn’t currently occupied by a jug being passed between them. They both wore boots and pants, dirty from the ride, with Darryl in long sleeve button up while Dixon sat shirtless, the shine heated him up to where he had to do what he could in the boarded-up home. The two of them were born seconds apart, but Dixon was a bit shorter and skinnier, while his brother looked like the definition of corn-fed. There was a small kitchen with a wood stove, and a fireplace. All the furniture they had was four chairs, two of which they now occupied, a table, their beds, and that was about it. The basement they had leaked but held everything they decided needed to be close to the house. Why anyone would have a basement in Texas confused most of the people in town, but the house had yet to collapse into the ground. Darryl suddenly got a little bit flustered and broke the silence of the small home.

     “Do you really think I’m that stupid?” Another swig from the jug was taken before passing it to his brother.

     “Huh?”

     “You are constantly poking me and calling me either an idiot, moron, or dumb. Do you really think I’m a symbol-den?”

     “It’s simpleton.” After a swig and a deeply furrowed brow, Dixon tried to create a good answer that was still honest. “Well, no not really. I, at least, don’t think so.”

     “The hell is that supposed to mean?”

     “I don’t know.” Another swig, then a pass. “I mean, when it comes to all that stuff with numbers and arithmetic you seem pretty darn decent at, but you do so much dumb stuff it overshadows it, yah know?”

     Darryl paused. “Dumb stuff? Like what?” Swig, pass.

     “To start with, forgetting to feed the fire. There is the fact you have a hard time with anything that has more than two syllables. Don’t forget the time you-” Dixon was cut off by a long and menacing howl in the distance. The two boys might have been incapable of walkin straight a few seconds ago, but they were at their feet and felt as sober as the judge. They ran to the windows hoping to be able to see something in the darkness. The moon was out but not full enough to light the landscape. The furthest they could see was a few short feet outside the house where the fires burning inside illuminated the dirt and grass. After a few short moments the couple of horses they owned whinnied and cried, followed by yelps from the attackers catching a hoof or two to the chest.

     “They’re in with the horses!” Darryl hollered out and began to un-board the front door.

     “What in the sweet hell are you doing?” Dixon tried to get a grip on his brother.

     “Well, we can’t just leave ‘em!” With a quick flurry the deadbolt, bar over the door, and the several chains were undone, and he was out the door.

     Moran! He didn’t even grab a lantern! Dixon snatched the closest one and stood on the front porch. He could hear his brother yell out and then a crack from a rifle shattered from out of all sounds. There was a sharp howl followed by barks and growls then a dreadful silence filled with horses still screaming. Dixon couldn’t stand by and started to start walking out to his dumb brother before he ended up seeing a shadowy figure running his way.

     “Darryl?” All he could hear was the pounding of feet coming his way.

     “Get inside! Get inside now!”

     Dixon took three quick steps backwards into the house, propelled by his brother slamming him inside. Dixon set down the light, Darryl threw the bar over the door. In a rush of fingers, he locked everything back up. He took big breaths and put his back to the door. They eyed each other, with shared terror.

     “What the hell got into you?” Dixon scolded him.

     Darryl wiped the sweat from his forehead and rolled up his sleeves. In one hand was a revolver like the rangers used, and the other had a wand he was allowed to learn how to make after Marcus had shown them both how. He stepped back and pulled the hammer back on the gun and looked at Dixon.

     “I was hoping there was only one.” His eyes darted around the room.

     “Really? And?”

     Darryl swiveled his head between the windows and the door.

     “There wasn’t.”

     The house suddenly began to implode, the two windows next to the door and the three that each had their own wall in the four-walled home. Glass propelled from each surface that had outside shutters latched from the inside. Howls, panting, and clawed paws could all be heard filling the house as the onslaught of teeth and boney fingers scratched at the wood keeping them out. The boys opened fire and tried to use spells they had practiced, going out of their way to remember not to use fire on the home that was nothing more than dry tinder. Battle cries rang out, and yelps came after every string of lightning and fired shot that found its mark. The door tried to hold out the intruders, but constant banging could be found from the exterior. After what felt like an eternity, everything went quiet. In the lull, each of the Deweys decided to start taking count of ammunition.

     “You think they’re gone?” Darryl reloaded an old war musket and started tucking bullets in the now empty revolver. The wand itself was getting hot enough to burn his hands and he set it down on the table.

     “I hope so. We ain’t got much left and all that lightning is starting to make me go blind.” Dixon said, also reloading a coach gun and ramming a few shells into the lever action they had saved up to buy.

     “You sure it ain’t the shine?” Darryl tried to put on a weak smile as Dixon took a quick swig and shot him a dirty look. There was a banging coming from outside, but instead of it falling on the house, it was obviously being used on the doors of the basement. A final crack of wood came next, and the rushing of something underneath could be heard.

     “Well, that ain’t good-” was Daryll’s last words before the floor beneath him succumbed   to the small but strong hands of the light brown Were-coyotes.

     “Daryll!” Dixon sprinted to the doors that led to the basement, which shattered open as he got close. He could hear cursing, yelping, and strings of lightning accompanied by cracks of revolver rounds down the stairs, but Dixon had his own problems. The creatures were only chest high, but as mean and ornery as if they were three times that size. The first one received the butt end of the rifle while the next caught the barrel and lead. Tears of anger fell from the face of the brother, as he heard yells of pain, and growls were growing quieter.

     “I’m coming bubba! I’m coming! Just wait a bit longer! Please!” Dixon begged.

     Everything stopped as the house slightly shook. The sound of hooves on the ground, heavier than a horse. The two last Were-coyotes that held Dixon from saving his brother turned their head and sniffed the air before turning and taking to all fours out the hole they had created.

     Dead silence. Dixon couldn’t even hear Darryl’s curses and damnations he was putting upon the creatures that had dragged him down into the darkness. Dixon slowly made his way to the top of stairs and pointed his wand into the darkness, illuminating the small amount of basement he could see with its tip, like a hooded lantern on the end of a stick. As he peered into the bowels of his own home, his heart dropped. He couldn’t find his brother.

     Dixon choked back a sob. “Bubba?”

     Before he got a chance to go further down the steps, the door exploded inward. In an instant the light was extinguished, and the wand crackled with energy just waiting to be released. A large cow head with a pair of horns that stretched past its own shoulders peered into the home. As their eyes connected, it slowly made its way through the tiny-to-him opening it had created, carrying a stick with a pointy stone at the end that had to be the ten-foot pole people refused to touch certain things with.

     “Get back!” Dixon hollered, tears still fresh on his cheeks. The standing Longhorn looked him in the face, body still too tall to not be hunched over in the human-sized home. The Longhorn slowly put the spear in his hands on the ground, extending an abnormally buff and human arm out to him, palm facing him. He then walked over to where the jug of spilt moonshine lay on the ground, sniffing its opening then bellowing a deep moo out the door it had busted down.

     Dixon lowered his weapon slightly, looking confused. While he was distracted, footsteps started slamming against the stairs and the once lost Darryl appeared, a little bloodier than before. Dixon almost completely forgot the giant bovine in their kitchen.

     “Oh thank God.” He collapsed on his brother and was immediately met by groans.

     “Easy now, easy now. No overgrown dog is going to get the best of me.” As Dixon let go, Darryl picked a canine tooth out of his shoulder and nodded towards the bull in the room. “The hell does it want?”

     “No idea.” Without much warning, the bull picked his spear back up, and motioned with his large head to follow him outside, scraping the ceiling as it did. There was a large crowd, at least ten or eleven in all, of the Longhorn Men. Among them was a bison that towered an extra foot above the rest. Something about him made it look as if he was ancient.

     The Bison spoke. “This. Help. Me. To see. Beyond.” He handed the jug as carefully as possible back to Dixon. “You. Make. Sight water?” it grumbled in a deeper voice than any man they had ever heard.

     “You can talk?” Dixon felt uneasy with this new fact.

     A short gruff sound came from the bison, that could’ve been mistaken for a laugh. “Still. Learning.” It held up the jug that the first one had brought to him. “Soft-skin. Make. For me. We. Protect.”

     Dixon looked around. There were small Were-coyote bodies that surrounded the house and dotted the ground further out. There really wasn’t any room for negotiation. “Okay. Deal. Under one condition.”

     The bison snorted. “Condition?”

     “Yes, like a thing you got to do if you want the sight water or whatever you called it.” A semblance of understanding seems to wash over the behemoth. “Bring us wood for the house and the thing that makes the moonshine.”

     The tall thing must have been able to see for miles and looked about the destroyed house and towards where the smoke rose from the still. “O, kay.” It extended a hand that showed it must have made a deal before with another person. They had an awkward handshake, and the herd began to move away and when they had gone over the nearby hills, one stayed behind and sat on the hill that overlooked the entire homestead.

     “You sure that was smart? They could rip us apart if they wanted,” Darryl confided, still eyeing the one left behind.

     “No, but at least we don’t have to worry about the dogs anymore.” He kicked the nearest one. “Too bad we didn’t hit more in the head though.”

     “Why?” Darryl began to limp back inside.

     Dixon turned the nearest one over with his foot. “I’m sure we could’ve gotten a couple cents for the pelts.”

     They laughed. Darryl looked back at him and stopped chuckling long enough to take a seat. “Idiot.”

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